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Happy Halloween!

School was a lot of fun today. Remember the rush of Halloween as a kid? Barely able to sit in your seat because you were dreaming about your costume and the anticipation of all the candy you were about to receive? It was enough to make me burst.

Yeah, a lot of that going on today.

Instead of letting the impending sugar rush get to me, I planned some fun Halloween themed activities. We’re working on friendly letters in writing, so we wrote to monsters and described what we were going to be for Halloween. During Readers Workshop I read Halloween by Jerry Seinfeld, and we did a sensory image exercise (while listening to Seinfeld read it himself!).

My favorite is, “Wait, what is this? The orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut? Yeah, we’ve got enough of these already.” I hate those things!

Their homework tonight is to write down how many pieces of candy they receive. Tomorrow we’re going to practice median, mode and range with our data.

Tonight, however, I’m dressed up as a lazy witch, and I’m handing out candy to the neighborhood kidlets.

Lazy witch = hat, black sports bra, black t-shirt, black yoga pants and black socks. I got lots of compliments on my hat, however. And that is what I live for. Compliments from kids on my sense of style. Don’t be jealous. You know you do to.

I have a mask on too, however, as I live in the neighborhood I teach in and I’d prefer if my students don’t know where I live. I’ve had three kidlets from my school so far, including one from the class next door, and none of them recognized me.

In between dishing out the goods I’m working on our meal plan for this week. I barely have any of it written, so instead of Meal Plan Monday, I’m bringing you a recipe. In the words of Chelsey, I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

Chicken Burlattas

for the black bean version, click here

Yields 10 burlattas

Ingredients

1 cup dry short grain brown rice

3 cups shredded chicken (leftover rotisserie chicken from Costco works great! Or 2 chicken breasts)

2.5 cups shredded Mexican cheese, divided

2 14 oz cans red enchilada sauce

1/2 a medium yellow onion, diced

10 flour tortillas (We prefer Guerrero for this recipe)

Directions

If making your own chicken, (rather than using leftover rotisserie chicken), bring a large pot of water and place chicken breast inside. Cook 20 minutes, or until chicken is no longer pink in the center. Remove from water with a slotted spoon and shred.

Meanwhile, bring brown rice and 2 cups water to a boil. Cover, reduce heat to low and simmer for 45 minutes.

Once rice is cooked and chicken is shredded, add both to a large bowl. Add 1 can of enchilada sauce, 2 cups cheese and the diced onion. Mix well. Split mixture evenly between 10 tortillas. Place in a 9×13 glass pan, sprayed with cooking spray, or split between two 8×8 glass pans. Top tortillas with the second can of enchilada sauce and remaining cheese.

Bake 30 minutes. Serve topped with plain Greek yogurt or sour cream.

Enjoy!

I split them between two pans, one lined with aluminum foil for freezing. I flash froze the whole pan for 1-2 hours. Then I removed the burlattas from the pan and wrapped them with more aluminum foil. They will keep up to 6 months.

How did you celebrate Halloween? Did you dress up?

An ode to the Arrested Developement

Recently someone stumbled upon my blog by googling arrested development chicken instructions. This isn’t the first time this phrase has lead to my blog, and I’m sure it won’t be the last.

So I thought, why not throw that image up again? Someone clearly wants to see it.

If you know me in real life, you know I have a slight obsession with Arrested Development. I started watching the show during it’s first season, and was immediately intrigued by the lack of a laugh track, the wit and my fondness for characters I would despise if I met them in real life. I even did a presentation on the show for my Communications and Media course.

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After graduating from college, I landed a job in the promotions department for the local FOX affiliate. Arrested Development was now in its third season, somehow missing the first season kiss of death FOX is notorious for. However, the show had been moved too many times, both in days and time slots, and it was clear from my first day in November 2005 that the show would not be renewed for a fourth season.

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Even though I was a lowly assistant, I tried with all my might to convince the staff at FOX headquarters to renew the show. I signed the Save Our Bluths Campaign petition, searched for and found 3-D glasses to watch the much anticipated (at least for me) 3-D episode, and begged and pleaded with my rep to no avail.

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What’s a girl to do? Clearly, the imitating a chicken is a good option.

But be careful not to reenact any of the chicken options while near a campfire. Not that I almost fell in one while doing that exact thing or anything. I just think you might want to take some precautionary measures when choosing the time and place to perform chicken imitations.

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While imitating a chicken you might be compelled to cook some chicken. If this is the case, might I suggest an apron:

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(source) p.s. check out Sarah’s cornballer inspired recipe here.

Or perhaps a coffee cup to enjoy a cuppa’joe while you watch re-runs on lazy Saturday mornings and reminesce:

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And in case you need to make a phone call, or look up more Arrested Development chicken impersonations, pick yourself up an iPhone 4 cover.

Arrested Development phone cover(source)

But whatever you do, please pull up your Netflix account and place all three seasons in your queue immediately. You’ll thank me when the Arrested Development movie debuts.

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What is your favorite comedy from days past?

Chicken Asparagus Quinoa Salad

The last week of school is upon us, which means I am walking around like this:

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p.s. googling running around like a chicken with head chopped off leads to some rather unpleasant results.

I’m desperately trying to organize and clean the library for next year, take inventory (of more than 10,000 books), track down missing books/supplies, remove everything from the walls, and, oh, do my job. Just writing it down made me exhausted.

On Sunday evening I attempted to organize my life. And then the hubs walked in the house and told me we needed to head to the hospital. Somebody blew out his knee playing softball.

I didn’t believe him.

You see, he did the exact same thing 5 years ago. He swung, his body pivoted, his knee did not, and he hit a home run. He hasn’t really played since. So I fully expected him to walk into the kitchen and make some joke about how he needed to go to the ER.

Unfortunately he wasn’t joking. We got home at 11:15 p.m. Sunday night, and none of my to-do items were checked off my work week list. Fortunately, I spent a little time over the weekend pre-writing some posts. Unfortunately, I had McDonalds for dinner and woke up Monday feeling rather crappy.

But the end is in sight. Thursday is the last day of school, and directly after dismissal I am heading out of town to attend a bankruptcy conference with the hubs.

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Scratch that, I will be enjoying some down time at the Sun Mountain Lodge, and the hubs will be attending the conference. I’m looking forward to my long training run in the mountains, lots of reading, sleeping, and coffee drinking in robes from mugs! (not to-go cups!)

Life’s hard. I know.

I haven’t been to Winthrop in years, 12 of them to be exact. I’m hoping to find some quirky and/or divey restaurants to enjoy as well. But until then, I have another recipe to share with y’all.

Chicken Asparagus Quinoa Salad

Serves: 3

Nutritionals: Cal: 299, Carb: 27g, Fat: 12g, Pro: 20g, Fiber: 7g, Sugar: 5g

Ingredients

1/2 cup dry quinoa, rinsed

1 cup chicken broth (or water, if in a pinch)

1.5 cups asparagus, cut into 1 inch chunks

1/2 cup thawed edemame

1 green onion stalk, diced

1/2 bunch cilantro, stems removed

1/4 cup feta cheese

6 oz cooked chicken*, shredded (we grill extra on the weekend and shred it for week night meals, you could also use the crock pot method or boil method.)

*Sub with 1 can garbanzo beans to make this a vegetarian dish.

My favorite sauce/dressing (1 TBS EVOO, 1-2 garlic cloves, 1 TBS stone ground mustard, juice of 1/2 a lime and salt/pepper to taste)

Directions

Wash and pat dry your quinoa. Bring 1 cup chicken broth (or water) to a boil, add quinoa. Cook for 15 minutes, top pot with cover and remove from heat. Let pot sit for 5 minutes.

While quinoa is cooking mix your favorite sauce/dressing. After quinoa is cooked, add favorite sauce/dressing to quinoa and place in the fridge to cool.

Meanwhile, bring a second pot to boil and add your asparagus. Cook for 3 minutes, drain and rinse with cool water.

Once quinoa is cooled, add asparagus, cilantro, shredded chicken (or garbanzo beans), green onion, edemame, and feta cheese. Combine and enjoy!

What is your favorite way to prepare quinoa?